People buy a lot of things. Some of those things could be viewed as useless, or even unnecessary. The following item could be seen as a totally useless purchase to some. But to others… Well, who knows.
A clutch for your cooch?
Have you ever been out and about with your friends and thought, “Damn. When I get home and want to masturbate, my sex toys will be super cold. If only there was a way to pre-warm them… ” If your answer is yes, then you are in luck.
WARM, a sex toy and enhancement company, is selling a signature product called WARM, which is a clutch that can warm your sex toys when you’re on the go or at home. Although WARM can be used as a clutch, it also can be unfolded into a mat, Cosmopolitan reported.
WARM is constructed from “vegan-friendly leather, so it’s non-porous, waterproof, and can be cleaned with soap and water,” Cosmo added.
The clutch is fully adaptable and can heat sex toys to whatever temperature you desire. The average warming time ranges from 15-20 minutes, and the clutch can stay heated for about 40 minutes.
WARM uses something the company calls “Tender Technology.” This technology is “compatible with a variety of materials and safe for use with all types of pleasure products, including battery-operated and rechargeable [items],” WARM’s product description reads.
So, basically, WARM is a pamper-your-puss pouch. An x-rated treat yo self item, if you will.
All jokes and wordplay aside, this clutch actually does — technically — serve a purpose.
Enhancing the experience
A quick read-through of product comments brings up a few reasons why such a seemingly eccentric, probably extraneous sex enhancement product could be useful.
First, warming a sex toy can help it feel more like the “real thing.” And let’s face it, sometimes when you’re putting on a show, it’s nice to have something that does feel more like the real thing. After all, if you’re enjoying yourself more, your fans are most likely enjoying the show more, too.
Another review points out that having the option of carrying a sex toy discreetly inside of WARM while out on a date could help get couples in the mood. Knowing that when you switch on the pouch you are 15 to 20 minutes away from a sexual encounter is pretty hot.
Although I don’t think I’ll purchase this product any time soon—its $149 price tag is something I cannot afford on a writer’s salary—I can see how some users could benefit from WARM’s technology, and the anticipation it could create.
The following are WARM’s deets:
WARM is 13 x 2.25 x 6.5 inches. It includes a power cord, mini instruction booklet, travel tote and a universal voltage power adapter.
Images via WARM’s website.
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Abbie Stutzer is a writer and editor from Lawrence, Kansas. Find her on Twitter at @abbiestutzer and on Insta at @abbiestutzer. Email her at abbie@ynotcam.com.
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