We’ve all been there.
Be it some perfectly ordinary looking chair from IKEA or a simple electronics set up, we get too cocky or overly eager about assembling something or using a new toy. So we toss the instructions or some key component only to be kicking ourselves in the butt 15 minutes later when we realize we needed that weird little twist time – or, even worse, that we’ve damaged something in our haphazard set up process.
Something like this – which I’ve neeeever done before (jk) – can range from annoying to disastrous in daily life. Mix in sex stuff and your cam room, and missing key instructions could actually be downright dangerous.
We recently got a note from model Lisa Love. Apparently, Love missed some key steps in some sex toy assemblage, and she wanted to share her story as a public service announcement – read the instructions and take a closer look, always.
“Maybe this will be a good PSA for people — read the box before you play,” Love said.
I’ll let Love’s story speak for itself. She wrote:
My partner and I thought it would be fun to go buy a sex toy together. We went to [our local Hustler store] and bought a dildo with and blowup pillow at the bottom so the dildo would stand straight up [when the pillow was inflated].
We were very excited to get home and, to be honest, pretty horny. So, we get home and open up the box, and he proceeds to blow it up. By this time, we are ready to have a lot of fun, but… well, this is where everything goes south.
In the box that the dildo came in, we found a tube of lube – or so he thought — and he went ahead and opened it so he could lube up the dildo before I sat on it.
Well, I was so ready to have fun that I didn’t read the tube, and neither did he. We were just horny and ready. So, I come out of the bedroom naked and am ready to just get on it – so I sat right down on the toy… and then I start to scream and jump up and run to the bathtub screaming and burning so bad.
My guy was in shock! He was hard and so ready to watch me play, and he had no idea what in the world was going on. He runs in after me trying to figure out what was wrong. All I could tell him was that my pussy was burning, burning, burning.
He sat there for a little bit as I calm down, and then he walks back in the living room and I hear him say “oh shit…” He walks back in the bathroom with the tube of lube — or so we thought — and he is saying “I am so sorry, I am so sorry…”
He hands me the tube, and I take a closer look. Turns out, it is not lube at all. It is patch glue in case the air pillow gets a hole, you know, so you can patch it. It is so funny now, but I was ready to kill him that day.
All is well now after the burning stopped, but word to the wise: take a closer look, read instructions and don’t glue your pussy together!
Hahaha oh noooo – love you Lisa and glad all is well now! Thanks for the funny story and also for the very important cautionary note.
Read this fun interview we did with Lisa Love last summer.
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— lisanixs (@lisaxlovexxx) June 25, 2018
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Erika is a sex positive people watcher (and writer). Email her at erika@ynotcam.com.
