Christmas is my favorite time of year. As much as I love it though, the stresses it brings are huge. By the time you’ve bought and wrapped presents, written cards, visited families, baked, celebrated, oh, and also worked… well, you’re exhausted.
With all that in mind, help get your members ho-ho-ho-ing — or simply spoil yourself — with some festive fun sex toys. Here are some of my favs for the season:
This gorgeous trio of bullet style vibrators wouldn’t look out of place on a Christmas tree!
In luscious jewel shades of red, purple and teal, the Joycicles are printed with festive metallic patterns. Teardrop shaped for precision stimulation and offering ten vibration speeds, these make brilliant stocking fillers. Even the design names are festive: Sparkle, Spangle and Shimmer. Joycicles would make great gifts for your girl friends or just for yourself.
System Jo’s Naughty or Nice Gift Set
System Jo make the most amazing flavoured lubes, which are perfect for livening up oral sex. This brilliant festive gift set offers two special flavours: Hook Me In Candy Cane and Spice Me Up Gingerbread. Delicious dark molasses flavours with ginger back notes flow through the Spice Me Up Gingerbread, whilst Hook Me in Candy Cane is a sweeter offering with fresh peppermint hints.
These make a great gift set for any foodie — or oral sex fan. What better way to enjoy a tasty Christmas treat?
Pipedream Icicles No. 59 — Candy Cane Dildo
Candy canes are ubiquitous during the holiday season, but why should the tree get all the fun? This beautiful candy cane-shaped dildo will bring you your own holiday delight.
The hand blown glass Pipedream uses to make their Icicle products is totally body safe. With 6.75 inches of insertable length, this is a good-sized dildo and not just a novelty offering. Glass is great for temperature play, and placing it in warm water is a great way to heat up those chilly nights. Or, if you prefer, cool it in some ice water and gasp at the thrill of cold glass.
Lovehoney’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Since Lovehoney introduced their first sex toy advent calendar, this trend had been picked up by lots of retailers and manufacturers. It’s a great concept, offering a little sexy something every day of the month running up to Christmas day.
Enjoy the countdown to Dec. 25 in your own way with a little surprise behind each door. Products vary from cock rings to bullets and everything in between. Reviewers really enjoyed the fun that comes with a sex toy advent calendar, and this seems to be going from strength to strength every year.
Glass by Woozy make beautiful bespoke handblown glass sex toys all year round, however their festive offerings are particularly stunning.
The Christmassy colours make these butt plugs and dildos look as if they’ve come straight out of a North Pole sweetie shop. Luscious bright greens intertwine with bold Santa reds to make stunning visual works of art. Add a sprinkle of glitter to complete the Christmas magic. Each piece is unique, and they are snapped up fast — so if you want one under your tree, you better be quick!
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— Glass by Woozy (@GlassbyWoozy) November 6, 2017
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Katy Seymour is a super-sex-positive writer in the U.K. who believes kink is life. Email her at katy@ynotcam.com.
Image via Matteo Ferraro.
