Halloween is one of our favorite times of year, but why should the kids have all the fun? Thanks to the sex toy industry embracing the celebration of all things spooky, there are plenty of opportunities for you to trick and treat yourself and your audiences this fall. Here are some of the best creepy sex toys for 2017.
The Devil by Divine Interventions
From the people who bought us the infamous Jackhammer Jesus dildo, it seems almost obvious that there should be a hell-spawn version of this legendary toy. Made of high-quality silicone, you needn’t worry about demonic irritation as the Devil is totally body-safe. At just over seven inches in length and bearing a spooky Lucifer image, this Prince of Darkness will bring delight to your Halloween audience. 
Frankenstein Dildo by Fleshlight Freaks
Fleshlight really has perfected the art of the creepy sex toy with their Fleshlight Freaks range. My pick of the stunning range of dildos must be the Frankenstein for its sheer detail alone and 11 inches of pure monster silicone, with 10 of that insertable. The Frankenstein Dildo is green in color (natch!), and comes complete with awesome stitching detail and bolts in his nuts. Ride your favorite monster with this fabulously freaky collection of dildos.
Darling Devil by Fun Factory
For those wanting to get into the spirit but of a more nervous disposition, Fun Factory has this super cute vibe in devilish red or black. Battery powered and with 4.17 inches of insertable length, the Darling Devil is a very user-friendly satanic sex toy. Complete with its own set of spiky silicone devil horns to tempt and tease your insides, this Fun Factory vibe is one you’ll come back to time and again. Fun Factory also released a more angelic counterpart, The Wicked Wings.
Vampire Succu Dry by Fleshlight
The mouth of the vampire has been a source of fascination for centuries. The allure of the fangs and the temptation of the bite! Now you can see what it would be like to play with Dracula’s brides with this clever Fleshlight. Designed like a can of vampiric soft drink, the Vampire Succu Dry is packed with detail. Sporting a set of luscious lips and sharp fangs, the inside of the can is textured to stroke him to a bloodcurdling-ly good orgasm. The artistry in the vampire’s mouth is so freaky, it’s almost too good.
Demon Dick by Bad Dragon
This silicone dildo really does look like something out of your worst nightmares. A pointed head leads to a thick and ridged demonic shaft in shades of what the folks at Bad Dragon call “Red Devil.” The whole aesthetic of the Demon Dick suggests hellbound pleasure. The Demon Dick is a Kink.com and Bad Dragon collaboration, and it really is a work of creepy art. Available with or without a suction cup, stick this bad boy to the wall and ride it like the Devil himself is chasing you.
With such a spooky range of weird and wonderful Halloween toys, there is no reason not to indulge in a little spooky fun this October 31.
Editor’s note: Camming platforms have different views on different types of fantasy play. We spoke to Jessica Swift at Flirt4Free on Oct. 17. Swift said Flirt4Free does not place any limitations on the types of sex toys listed above. This is good insight for one platform, but always check with your broadcaster’s rules and terms of service just to be sure.
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Katy Seymour is a super-sex-positive writer in the U.K. who believes kink is life. Email her at katy@ynotcam.com.
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