Webcam models and other adult entertainment types know the holiday season can be tough on a lot of people. In fact, there’s a whole portion of the global population that doesn’t even celebrate the damned holidays — or just thinks Xmas flat out #SUCKS.
While some people dance around with sugarplums up their butts and gorge on pounds of cookies and candy, other folks look at the season as a grind. Not the sexy, good kind of grind, either. All the money you have to spend, being judged by relatives, traveling and all the hustle. It’s enough to drive a guy online, to look for a little seasonal stress relief.
Not that that’s a bad thing, from a camming perspective. #wink
It’s also a great time of year to run holiday promotions and add a little extra padding to the Amazon Wish List — maybe a few things to help brighten your holiday spirit. Here are some fun anti-holiday gifts for stockings that need to go get stuffed, so express yourself.
- The “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal” ugly sweater, in black, red and wine. Nothing says the holidays like wearing a drunken slur across your chest for the entire world to see. Fans will throw tokens at you to take this lovely sweater off. Plus, it looks really itchy.
Still pissed about the election? Who isn’t? This deplorable sweatshirt, featuring the U.S. President-elect and his odd pout, wishes Feliz Navidad to all your “amigos.” FunnyShirts.org also offers a flip on this festive build-the-wall theme with another sweatshirt wishing Feliz Navidad to Señor Presidente. Perfect for watching the inauguration on January 20.
- The “Jingle Bells Go To Hell” T-shirt comes in lots of pretty colors with a lovely reindeer-in-a-pentagram design. Perfect gift for your UPS delivery person, Walmart employee or mall Santa.
- For the Republican domme on your Xmas list: “Merry Christmas Bitches” T-shirt and pajama pants. For some unexplained reason, the pants seem to have a red Republican elephant pattern on them. Apparently in China, where these undoubtedly were manufactured, they must have had a surplus of GOP fabric. Anyway, everybody wants pajamas for Xmas.
Every Xmas Queen deserves a crown, so stick your head up a turkey’s butt and say, “Cheese!” This light-up, blinky roast turkey crown (and nothing else) will have your fans wondering if you’ve gone completely loony on a lonely, depressing Xmas Eve.
- YNOTCam wouldn’t want to leave out all the guy ho-ho-hos out there. Advertise your special Xmas package and tell the world your stocking is “Well Hung” and stuffed with all kinds of goodies. This T-shirt is almost clean enough for your mama.
